As for me...
It was not me that snuck my own bottle of water and a bottle of soda for Katelyn into the movies yesterday when we went to see Ramona and Beezus. I would never do that just to save a ton of money. It wouldn't bother me in the least to spend $4.50 on a bottle of water.
It was not me that didn't take the container of red sprinkles away from Ben yesterday when he got his hands on them. It was not me that totally assumed there was no way he could open them and make a big mess. It also was not me that then had to clean up the very big mess that he made with them.
This morning when I took a shower it was not me that used some of the foaming baby body wash because I forgot to grab a new bar of soap before climbing into the shower.
And it definitely was not me that allowed a not-quite-18month old to play with markers today just so I could have a few minutes on the computer.
If my not-quite-18month old was to use markers I would make sure he was sitting in a chair and not on the table.
If my not-quite-18month old was using markers I would only allow him to use 1 at a time.
If my not-quite-18month old was to use markers I would help him with them so that he didn't accidentally get them all over his body.
But if my not-quite-18month old did happen to get said markers all over his body I wouldn't have to worry because I would definitely had made sure they were washable markers.
Nope, not me, I would be much more responsible with my not-quite-18month old around markers.
I would never ever think of sneaking bottled water, swedish fish, and my own ranch flavored salt shaker for the popcorn!
ReplyDeleteAnd my son, when he was 2, colored himself(including male only body parts)with a black sharpie.
Thanks for the post and good laugh!